Dr. Visit

I visited my doctor last week to begin a regiment of uncomfortable tests and discussions pertaining to my health. You see, I'm pretty close to thirty-five. My doctor is a young man and of course in prime health and physical shape.  I have developed a good relationship with him and trust his knowledge.

During our discussion, we talked about diet choices and of course he scolded me for my frequent visits to local fast food eateries. In his youthful manner, he recommended that I rent "Supersize me" and report back to him my feelings and thoughts about the film.

No problem, I am a fan of documentary films and have heard interesting things about the film maker. So I watched it. Wow, it really changed my life! I had no idea that if you ate nothing but a meal from "you know the name" everyday for even a month, your health would take a downward turn.

Thank you, Mr. Dookflap for showing me what will happen. I returned to my doctor with my findings and we got into a pretty heated debate about the film. I asked him if he really believed that I eat three meals a day through a drive thru window?
Come on now, I know that there is probably some sad person in this country that probably does have such a lifestyle, but not this cowboy and probably not you. I get so sick of this bearded moron showing us what would happen if.
That is really all I have to say. I guess I needed to vent. Thanks for reading and enjoy your life in moderation. If you happen you find yourself peering through that drive thru window everyday, maybe just talk to your doctor and try to come up with a better plan. I am not obese and in denial. I know I can do better but i'll be damned if i'm gonna give my red box selection to this turd anymore. Be your own person and don't let Hollywood decide the course of your life. Thanks!

By Juice